January 20th, 2010 by admin
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Look at that punum
For those of our regular readers that are not familiar with Brock Lesnar, he essentially is a modern day Viking, walking around at over 300 pounds, he makes his living assaulting people in the modern day Roman coliseum known as the UFC.
However when Lesnar recently came down with a mysterious illness while hunting in Canada, he quickly abandoned one of the best health care systems in the world, for the privatized health care of Bismark, North Dakota. Saying about Canada “It was like I was in a third world country. I had to get out of there.”
It seems this modern day Viking needs gourmet meals and HBO while recovering from a tummy ache.
January 19th, 2010 by admin
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He does realize she used to date John Mayer right?
So here’s the scene… Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler are backstage at the Golden Globes, in a kitchen, popping bottles of champagne, when all of the sudden Butler puts the “Scottish” on her and they start getting hot and heavy in between the foie gras & cheetos.
This probably seemed like a classy date for Aniston, considering she’s used to taking whatever John Mayer can give her, when he’s not tired from diddling younger, hotter and blonder starlets.
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January 18th, 2010 by admin
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If George Costanza had a brother...
Jeff Zucker, the head honcho of NBC is reportedly to blame for the Conan/Leno/Late Show debacle that has been getting so much attention recently.
Sources claim Zucker has been “nasty, arrogant and threatening” while attempting to heavy hand Conan out of NBC.
Zucker has a reputation of being a cut throat, pompous douche bag… but isn’t that in the job description of a network executive?
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January 17th, 2010 by admin
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"Look Dad!... Kim Kardashian is stuck in that doorway!"
Brad Pitt took in the New Orleans Saints game yesterday afternoon with one of his sons… yes were really that generic, because we cant keep track of all of them.
Pitt was seen on the sidelines during the pre-game warm up talking to Saints running back Reggie Bush, who seemed mesmorized by Pitts foo man choo beard or maybe he was just dizzy from smelling it.
Photo Credit: AP
January 16th, 2010 by admin
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Are mail order brides tax deductible?
Nick Cage continues to have big boy problems, its now been reported that uncle Sam is going after the eccentric actor for almost $14 million in taxes.
$14 million may be a bit of a problem, seeing as Cage is reportedly close to personal bankruptcy… due to his MJ like spending habits… we heard he bought his Lama a spinning G-Unit necklace.
Photo Credit: Daniel Deme / WENN
January 15th, 2010 by admin
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Tiger will try to curb his "transgressions" in boning rehab
Tiger Woods took himself out of the douche bag protection program and has apparently checked himself into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
As was reported in earlier by MilkDog, Woods has an obvious case of RPS (restless penis syndrome). Coupled with his addiction to cocktail waitresses, the specialists at Pine Grove will have their hands full.
Hopefully Woods can get through the program in short order, so that he can write that $300 Million dollar “Im Sorry” check, to his soon to be x-wife Elin.
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January 14th, 2010 by admin
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Hot and giving never goes out of style - Photo Credit: PNP/ WENN
Say what you will about the most beautiful couple in the world, but one thing they are not is greedy.
They have lent their time and given their money to the needy countless of times.
Now Brad and Angelina are donating $1,000,000 to assist in the Haitian earthquake relief effort.
If you would like to donate, please use Google’s donation page dedicated to the Haitian relief effort:
www.google.com/haitiearthquake
January 13th, 2010 by admin
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"Shooooooooove it NBC!"
Wouldn’t we all love to have the kind of leverage Conan Obrien has been endowed with.
Obrien responded to NBCs suggestion that his “The Tonight Show” will be bumped, by writing a crafty response that essentially told the network to pucker up and blow.
Conan can now walk away with $40,000,000, his pride and the respect of a nation. While NBC executives come of looking like the douche bags they are.
Photo Credit: Michael Caulfield/Wireimage.com
January 12th, 2010 by admin
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The monkeys name is NBC
The NBC late night picture is as blurry as their executives foresight. A final word on the future of the NBC late night lineup has not been issued yet.
However, reports have surfaced that Conan Obrien could stop working for the company today and walk away with up to 80 million dollars.
It seems Conan anticipated NBC’s waffling and had little faith in the companies direction, so before signing up, he lawyerd up and drew up a contract that has him sitting almost as pretty as Elin Woods.
January 11th, 2010 by admin
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Mark McGwire hides the side effects of steroid use
Mark McGwire the former St.Louis Cardinals slugger, who broke Roger Maris’s home run record in 1998, has admitted to taking steroids.
This comes as no shock to most, as McGwire carried over 250 pounds of muscle and about 50 baseball sized boils on his back, during his playing days.
