Jay Leno is bringing his giant chin back to 11:35pm
NBC is reportedly considering giving Conan O’Briens late night time spot back to Jay Leno.
Apparently Leno has no problem mowing Conan’s law, which has O’Brien irked. Now rumors are swirling that Fox is close to signing a deal with Conan that would bring him over to their network.
If true, Fox viewers can look forward to the mediocre jokes, awkward interviews and cheesy bits NBC viewers have grown accustomed to over the years.
Well at least she's not giving out fashion advice.
What are friends for? Apparently Madonna believes there for encouraging divorce, as rumors swirl that Madge is trying to convince her Berkshire buddy Gwyneth Paltrow to dump her hubby Chris Martin, for allegedly cheating on her.
Apparently Madonna considers herself an expert in infidelity as she recently ran around, on now x-husband Guy Ritchie with Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.
In an open message to President Obama, we at milkdog implore you to stop the madness that is “Jersey Shore” Mr.President.
“Snookie”, “The Situation” and the remainder of the Motley Crue known as “Jersey Shore” need to be stopped.
Our suggestion would be to move the gang to a holding facility on a remote non-American island such as Guantanamo Bay, until a full hearing can be held.
Which ones Tareq and which ones Michaele?
Only in America can a breach of security get you VIP treatment in Las Vegas.
Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the “Whitehouse Crashers” will be hosting a party at Pure Night club in Las Vegas, they will also be paid $5000 and comped rooms, food and liquor.
We look forward to seeing Joe Biden crash this party.
Gilbert Arenas has taken his Agent Zero nickname to the next level
The NBA’s Washington Wizards are going to be without their star player Gilbert Arenas for the remainder of the year and possibly longer. As NBA commissioner David Stern suspended Arenas for bringing 4 handguns to “work”.
Arena’s stands to loose over $20,000,000 dollars in lost earnings and will probably go to prison as well. Add Arena’s to the list of overpaid dumb athletes that have literally and figuratively shot themselves in the foot: i.e, Plaxico Burress, Mike Vick and Tiger Woods.
Pap should know better than to mess with a man that has painted abs
Gerard Butler avoided 6 months in the cooler after a judge dismissed a misdemeanor battery charge against him today.
The scuffle with a pap occurred at a 2008 movie premiere. Obviously the pap did not see 300 and was not know aware of King Leonidas combat/speedo skills.
Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch is in the process of verifying Tigers "club"
Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch is apparently in possession of a 2 year old sex tape, presented to him by a former Woods Mistress.
Vivid is in the process of verifying the 30 second video, let’s hope for Tigers sake this is part 1 of 12.
Warren Beatty aka Dick Tracy
According to a newly released book titled “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America”, Warren Beatty has in his lifetime slept with 12775 women. This would mean that the now 72 year old Beatty kept a pace of 228 women a year, assuming he started diddling at 16.
If there is ever a man-whore hall of fame, Beatty and Wilt Chamberlain would be the first two inductees.
Guaranteed to make your skin crawl
The number one rated NYE special this year, was Dick Clark’s Rockin New Years Eve, with Ryan Seacrest. It narrowed out CNN’s awkward attempt which featured Kathy Griffin dropping F-Bombs on live TV. Seacrest and Clarke exchanged creepy smiles and nauseating banter for over 2 hours.
Tiger Woods has been hiding out in that thing on Donald Trumps head
Reporters were huddled outside of Trump Tower in NYC on NYE, after rumors started to swirl that Woods had rented himself out a block of rooms, replaced hotel security with his own and ordered enough Vodka and Red Bull to fuel a frat house frosh party.
Looks like Tiger is really trying hard to make sure his wife files for divorce.
