Easports NCAA Football 2010 SUCKS!

July 13th, 2010 by admin No comments »

Let me start by saying this is an awesome game, until you play it online.

I was playing an opponent and was winning handily, he decides to quite, so I figure I would get the option of continuing to play and earning the win. WRONG!

You get two options… 1. To quit the game with no stats reported or 2. To quit the game and an opponent gets the DNF (did not finish).

Neither of the two above options give you a win! WTF are you doing EA!???? For as long as I can remember, your opponent quits, you can go on and finish the game and get the win.

You totally F’ED up this game!!!! I pray you put together a patch and get it out there ASAP!

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Russian Jersey Shore Coming To MTV

February 28th, 2010 by admin No comments »
The Russian "situation"

The Russian "situation"

There have been various ads placed in newspapers across the United States, calling on Russian “Snookies” & “Situations”.

Apparently MTV is expanding its “Shore” franchise in the hopes of marginalizing and humiliating other ethnicities and now they have young Russians in there sights.

So if your a vodka drinking, borscht eating, jacked up Russian boy or girl hit up the pimps at MTV.

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This Is Why We HATE! Paris Hilton

February 27th, 2010 by admin No comments »

Were not sure who to blame here, Snoop Dogg for inviting Paris to rap with him or Paris for existing.

If you can stomach 15 seconds of this video your probably a bulimic alcoholic.

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Whose Worse Than Tiger Woods?….. John Terry!

February 26th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Terry bending it like..... well Terry.

Terry bending it like..... well Terry.

In North America Tiger Woods has galvanized himself as the world foremost carouser of women.

However across the Atlantic, in jolly old England, there is a soccer player by the name of Johny Terry, that makes Woods look like Bryant Gumbel.

Not only is John Terry married to a model caliber piece of tail, he’s gone through girls in there teens, in bathrooms, parking lots and locker rooms.

But the topper is Terry banged his best friends wife Wayne Bridge, not a big deal until you consider they play together on the same team both nationally and professionally.

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Carrot Top Makes MJ Like Transformation

February 25th, 2010 by admin No comments »
The new and improved Carrot Top can also hit 500 foot home runs.

The new and improved Carrot Top can also hit 500 foot home runs.

Remeber when Carrot Top was a skinny mildly amusing prop comic? well that was a loooong time ago.

The recent version of Carrot Top looks like a juiced up Tim Burton character, who has his orange dial set to high.

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New Deleted New Moon Scene

February 24th, 2010 by admin No comments »

If your a 16 year old girl with a distorted view on romance, you may find this interesting:

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Tiger Woods Set Up Jogging Photos

February 23rd, 2010 by admin No comments »
"Take the dam picture!... Im out of shape!"

"Take the dam picture!... Im out of shape!"

The day before he set up is artificial press conference, Tiger Woods also set up an artificial photo shoot.

The highly circulated Getty Images photos of Tiger Woods jogging in his Nike kit, were just another part of Team Tigers elaborate PR campaign.

Were guessing Team Tiger wanted to show Tiger doing something other than diddling cocktail waitresses.

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After Speech Tiger Hugged…

February 22nd, 2010 by admin No comments »
Arent press conferences supposed to have questions?

Aren't press conferences supposed to have questions?

Tiger Woods completed his mea culpa Friday, by apologizing because his sponsors pretty much forced him too to his family and fans.

Many people wonder who Tiger hugged after his speech, first he hugged his Mom, then a Nike Rep, a Tiger Woods Inc rep, the PGA tour commissioner and couple of personal friends.

Basically a bunch of people that kiss his ass on the daily.

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Jennifer Lopez Loses Record Contract

February 21st, 2010 by admin No comments »
Shhhhhhh.... were broke.

Shhhhhhh.... were broke.

Jennifer Lopez, was once the hottest thing on her own block and we were fooled by the rocks that she got.

It appears those rocks may have to be downgraded, as Jenny hasn’t dropped anything relevant since her ass hit the floor at the AMA’s.

So now her record label is dropping her and Jenny’s handlers are scrambling to find a new deal. Her marriage to Mark Anthony is now starting to make sense.

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Janet Jackson To Replace Michael In Jackson 5 World Tour

February 20th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Will it be the S, M, L or XL Janet on the Jackson 5 world tour?

Will it be the S, M, L or XL Janet on the Jackson 5 world tour?

Jermain Jackson…. who has about as much credibility lately as the balloon boys father, is claiming that his little sister Janet will be joining him and his brothers on a Jackson 5 world tour.

Sounds like a Jermaine-a-fib.

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